Category Archives: Society

environment, Culture, Lifestyle, Local rights, Society

Properties in Sydney’s elite Balmain now uninsurable under the weight of unrelenting rain.

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The Suburban Spectator ( by Suburbiasuburbia )
06
Jun

The Spectator sent senior investigator Kevin down to talk to a number of smug baby boomer residents about foundation subsidence. Sergio Revista – a retired meatball importer, told us his $10 million riverside bungalow was in danger of lurching into the river with sodden foundations and an arcane drainage system. A negligent council was the […]

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Blog, Crime, Real Estate, Society

A New Suburb called “BLURT”

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Blurt was new – it had taken 4 yrs and sucked all the fracking royalties from the Chinchilla community – but finally the grand opening would mark a turning point. A standin dignitary  – Frank Lavine was preparing his welcoming speech. BLURT had been signed off by a rabid council who had heard one “child […]

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Blog, Education, Society, Tech

Smart Phones Outscore Spouse in Relationship Stakes

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A controversial new survey commissioned by The Suburban Fizza has found that 62% of Australians prefer the company of their smart phone to spending quality time with their partner. A wide variety of Aussies were polled in the new Fizza survey: from straight to LGBTQ identified; metropolitan to regionally based; school leavers to seniors; and […]

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auto, Blog, Crime, news, Society

Car jacking payback in south east

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Found blue behind the wheel of his car – a man in Melbourne’s South East had a kilo of corn-chips stuffed into his mouth and gaffa tape wrapped from forehead to chin when found in a take-away parking lot 24 hours after being deceased. Authorities – scratching their heads that a day of hamburger – […]

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Blog, Culture, environment, news, Society

Toowong Garden show breaks attendance records.

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The TOOWONG GARDEN SHOW has pulled off another stunning victory. An assembled cadre of top judges have granted master status to a riveting entry in the Mt.Coo-tha precinct on the eve of historic attendance to the event. The ultimate prize was awarded despite a tied-up puppy in an adjacent property going spare and barking down […]

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Blog, Culture, Society, sport

Fizza Exclusive! AFL Season Preview and Form Guide

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As the 2018 AFL season kicks off, expectations are high of record profits, record attendances, record broadcast ratings, and even a new recording of the club theme songs. Latcho Drom from the Fizza Sports Desk runs his ruler over the eighteen starters. 1. Adelaide Crows It’s been a tough three years for the Crows, losing […]

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news, Society, sport

Salespeople missing in harbour

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A sailing event went horribly wrong in Sydney Harbor today for a secret group of high performers within the insurance industry. The gathering was designed to celebrate big bonuses garnered by individuals managing write-downs for significant NATURAL DISASTERS on behalf of Meta-Insurance. Setting sale from Rushcutters – observers commented on the hour long stocking of […]

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Blog, consumer rights, news, Real Estate, Society

1 Billboard – outside Nerang Heights, Gold Coast

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OCEAN VIEWS ESTATE – “Get your piece of it” – was how the billboard read for residents and commuters traversing the feeder arterial-s of The Gold Coast. For Tasmanian Trevor and his wife Susan the experience was different – they needed out of the impoverished West Coast  – and their nephew had sms-ed a photo […]

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Blog, fitness, Society

The Official Definition of a PUGG has been upgraded . .

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The term “PUGG” has arrived in the SLANG DICTIONARY here at THE FIZZA. It refers to individuals or groups characterised as petulant “Millennials” in expensive active wear who breakdown in European cars outside the gym to which their membership applies. This phenomena – not so long ago absent from our urban reality – is born out […]

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