We’re releasing 200 copies of BARFLY on 12 inch vinyl Barfly has 6 songs about being on a hiding to nothing. SIDE A: Stuck in the Lift / After She Went Missing / Down tools SIDE B: On the Broom / The Roof Fell in / Bruce Highway Elbow DISCLOSURE: We are selling these EPs […]
The POLISHED TURDS playlist 16 original songs written and recorded on weekends when the leaf blower was broken.
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When Bancroft “the patsy” sand-papered the ball he destroyed a 100 years of sporting pedigree but did he foresee the individual human impact as he drove the evidence into his crutch-guard. The sordid mix of off-field sledging – on-field spite and hatred for the South African accent will result in erstwhile heros being consigned to an […]
SUBURBIA SUBURBIA : Record 10 LB. HAMMER. This bit of pacey blues rock swagger in the sticky carpet pub-rock tradition is the story of 2 men at odds. The first doesn’t like undisclosed visitors and the other was lucky to get out alive after parking his Hyundai on the wrong nature-strip. The hammer was heavy […]
NEW MATERIAL from Suburbiasuburbia goes over well at Bogans by the Beach 2019. DOWNLOAD songs : https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B8DcseuSyheQV0pFMzU1NnpPM1E?usp=sharing
Some riders in Bayside Melb have taken to extreme messages to secure the legacy and rights of 2 wheels and no-motor. In an unusual turn-of-events – a 5 sec whistle-blower video sent to Police – captures the last moments of a bizarre attack where a rider appears to use a telescopic handheld protrusion similar to […]
. . Burpengary man – last seen at the “El Ranch” Lawn Mowing service is linked to the SCALPING of night-out dining tickets at one of Brisbane’s iconic restaurants. Around 180 people from Brisbane’s northern-belt have purchased the tickets for Friday and Saturday nights overlooking the picturesque west bank. One of the hood-winked – Gary […]
A man questioned over attracting too many flies. Police arrived at an address in outter Sydney looking for the owner of a massive backyard compost enterprise. Neighbours sited a tempest of Large Flies hovering over their area most times of the day. The owner reportedly stated “he was turning the block into a full size market-garden […]