Some riders in Bayside Melb have taken to extreme messages to secure the legacy and rights of 2 wheels and no-motor. In an unusual turn-of-events – a 5 sec whistle-blower video sent to Police – captures the last moments of a bizarre attack where a rider appears to use a telescopic handheld protrusion similar to […]
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Blurt was new – it had taken 4 yrs and sucked all the fracking royalties from the Chinchilla community – but finally the grand opening would mark a turning point. A standin dignitary – Frank Lavine was preparing his welcoming speech. BLURT had been signed off by a rabid council who had heard one “child […]
A controversial new survey commissioned by The Suburban Fizza has found that 62% of Australians prefer the company of their smart phone to spending quality time with their partner. A wide variety of Aussies were polled in the new Fizza survey: from straight to LGBTQ identified; metropolitan to regionally based; school leavers to seniors; and […]
Found blue behind the wheel of his car – a man in Melbourne’s South East had a kilo of corn-chips stuffed into his mouth and gaffa tape wrapped from forehead to chin when found in a take-away parking lot 24 hours after being deceased. Authorities – scratching their heads that a day of hamburger – […]
The TOOWONG GARDEN SHOW has pulled off another stunning victory. An assembled cadre of top judges have granted master status to a riveting entry in the Mt.Coo-tha precinct on the eve of historic attendance to the event. The ultimate prize was awarded despite a tied-up puppy in an adjacent property going spare and barking down […]
As the 2018 AFL season kicks off, expectations are high of record profits, record attendances, record broadcast ratings, and even a new recording of the club theme songs. Latcho Drom from the Fizza Sports Desk runs his ruler over the eighteen starters. 1. Adelaide Crows It’s been a tough three years for the Crows, losing […]
A sailing event went horribly wrong in Sydney Harbor today for a secret group of high performers within the insurance industry. The gathering was designed to celebrate big bonuses garnered by individuals managing write-downs for significant NATURAL DISASTERS on behalf of Meta-Insurance. Setting sale from Rushcutters – observers commented on the hour long stocking of […]
OCEAN VIEWS ESTATE – “Get your piece of it” – was how the billboard read for residents and commuters traversing the feeder arterial-s of The Gold Coast. For Tasmanian Trevor and his wife Susan the experience was different – they needed out of the impoverished West Coast – and their nephew had sms-ed a photo […]
The term “PUGG” has arrived in the SLANG DICTIONARY here at THE FIZZA. It refers to individuals or groups characterised as petulant “Millennials” in expensive active wear who breakdown in European cars outside the gym to which their membership applies. This phenomena – not so long ago absent from our urban reality – is born out […]
A chance photo of an image in ACDC Lane Melbourne Australia has resulted in an Ice addict from Ballarat – almost achieving a $1,000,000 windfall from a mysterious benefactor. The addict known as Clifton X – was staggering towards a hookup through ACDC Lne and took an accidental photo with his only possession of some […]
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