Category Archives: Blog

Who in Australian Cricket needs to go?

When Bancroft “the patsy” sand-papered the ball he destroyed a 100 years of sporting pedigree but did he foresee the individual human impact as he drove the evidence into his crutch-guard. The sordid mix of off-field sledging – on-field spite and hatred for the South African accent will result in erstwhile heros being consigned to an […]

ON THE BROOM – Wages set to stagnate for 3 generations

Lowly paid workers internationally now out number cars on the road – a Suburb in THE HUNTER REGION boasts that 3 out of 4 people on the electoral roll – SWEEP FOR A LIVING. With that said – KEVIN from inner-Cessnock had HAD ENOUGH . . .   “ON THE BROOM” – 04:16 ————————————————————— On […]

A New Suburb called “BLURT”

Blurt was new – it had taken 4 yrs and sucked all the fracking royalties from the Chinchilla community – but finally the grand opening would mark a turning point. A standin dignitary  – Frank Lavine was preparing his welcoming speech. BLURT had been signed off by a rabid council who had heard one “child […]

Smart Phones Outscore Spouse in Relationship Stakes

A controversial new survey commissioned by The Suburban Fizza has found that 62% of Australians prefer the company of their smart phone to spending quality time with their partner. A wide variety of Aussies were polled in the new Fizza survey: from straight to LGBTQ identified; metropolitan to regionally based; school leavers to seniors; and […]

POKIES Profit Syndicate discovered

A syndicate which has mastered away to counter the ODDS offered by the Pokie machines which operate in malignant proportions across the Australian hospitality landscape – has been linked to this BUNKER in city Brisbane. Roy X representing the clandestine group, maintains the pokie-beating tactics are the direct result of hours spent on a competition […]

Car jacking payback in south east

Found blue behind the wheel of his car – a man in Melbourne’s South East had a kilo of corn-chips stuffed into his mouth and gaffa tape wrapped from forehead to chin when found in a take-away parking lot 24 hours after being deceased. Authorities – scratching their heads that a day of hamburger – […]

Electric Car driver bashed by YOBS

Known to his friends as ” screw-driver” – Gary from Greensborough had worked 3 jobs – some tax-free in order to achieve his dream of a TESLA p100. He took delivery on a day when the sun was shining and his spirit was bold when he gave “THE FORKS” to 5 7/11’s as he glided […]