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Missing in Action – A song about NO HELP in the face of brutality

Missing in Action - New song =- May 2024

MISSING IN ACTION: Aussie hard rock crankers Suburbiasuburbia, announce the release of their latest single. In a 4-to-the-floor rubble-buster, MIA rattles-the-cage  . . . below are some testimonials  . . . instead of believing any well manicured propaganda  . . . have a listen and make up your own mind. Suburbiasuburbia is Tony Townsend – […]

Down Tools – A song about leaving for good

Down Tools - Song by Suburbiasuburbia

DOWN TOOLS: Aussie hard rockers Suburbiasuburbia, announce the release of their latest single. In this rampage it’s time to say goodbye to the control freak boss for good  . . . have a listen and make up your own mind. Suburbiasuburbia is Tony Townsend – lead vocals, Alan Lyon – Harmonica, Steve King – Bass, […]

Who in Australian Cricket needs to go?

When Bancroft “the patsy” sand-papered the ball he destroyed a 100 years of sporting pedigree but did he foresee the individual human impact as he drove the evidence into his crutch-guard. The sordid mix of off-field sledging – on-field spite and hatred for the South African accent will result in erstwhile heros being consigned to an […]

ON THE BROOM – Wages set to stagnate for 3 generations

Lowly paid workers internationally now out number cars on the road – a Suburb in THE HUNTER REGION boasts that 3 out of 4 people on the electoral roll – SWEEP FOR A LIVING. With that said – KEVIN from inner-Cessnock had HAD ENOUGH . . .   “ON THE BROOM” – 04:16 ————————————————————— On […]

A New Suburb called “BLURT”

Blurt was new – it had taken 4 yrs and sucked all the fracking royalties from the Chinchilla community – but finally the grand opening would mark a turning point. A standin dignitary  – Frank Lavine was preparing his welcoming speech. BLURT had been signed off by a rabid council who had heard one “child […]

Smart Phones Outscore Spouse in Relationship Stakes

A controversial new survey commissioned by The Suburban Fizza has found that 62% of Australians prefer the company of their smart phone to spending quality time with their partner. A wide variety of Aussies were polled in the new Fizza survey: from straight to LGBTQ identified; metropolitan to regionally based; school leavers to seniors; and […]

POKIES Profit Syndicate discovered

A syndicate which has mastered away to counter the ODDS offered by the Pokie machines which operate in malignant proportions across the Australian hospitality landscape – has been linked to this BUNKER in city Brisbane. Roy X representing the clandestine group, maintains the pokie-beating tactics are the direct result of hours spent on a competition […]