Fizza Exclusive! AFL Season Preview and Form Guide

As the 2018 AFL season kicks off, expectations are high of record profits, record attendances, record broadcast ratings, and even a new recording of the club theme songs. Latcho Drom from the Fizza Sports Desk runs his ruler over the eighteen starters. 1. Adelaide Crows It’s been a tough three years for the Crows, losing […]

Backyard Cricket vOTED #nO.1 in extensive survey

A recent casestudy conducted in the bowels of Stones Corner, Brisbane – a suburb with a rich tapestry of suppressed aggression and immigrant tension – has bolstered the claim that Backyard Cricket is the No.1 non-formal activity within the country today. In an exhaustive study monitoring a range of human flavours over a 5 year […]

Salespeople missing in harbour

A sailing event went horribly wrong in Sydney Harbor today for a secret group of high performers within the insurance industry. The gathering was designed to celebrate big bonuses garnered by individuals managing write-downs for significant NATURAL DISASTERS on behalf of Meta-Insurance. Setting sale from Rushcutters – observers commented on the hour long stocking of […]

1 Billboard – outside Nerang Heights, Gold Coast

OCEAN VIEWS ESTATE – “Get your piece of it” – was how the billboard read for residents and commuters traversing the feeder arterial-s of The Gold Coast. For Tasmanian Trevor and his wife Susan the experience was different – they needed out of the impoverished West Coast¬† – and their nephew had sms-ed a photo […]

#JOBSUCKER : Family Horror in Green Arces

The band was down in Sydney receiving the Greenarces Gringo – that suburbs special award for contributions to the arts, when the horrifying news struck. Alan ‘the KROC’ LYON who was down in Greenarce to be inducted for a lifetime of achievement on the reeds, later said he commended Ken’s quick thinking. A member of […]