To the naked eye this looks like a photo of the inside of a pleb-carrier . . lets say from the outset . . this is a human story. We at the Suburban FIZZA felt compelled to share this blurry motif, sent in by a disenfranchised reader and ex-telco worker- indicating that rather than face […]
As the 2018 AFL season kicks off, expectations are high of record profits, record attendances, record broadcast ratings, and even a new recording of the club theme songs. Latcho Drom from the Fizza Sports Desk runs his ruler over the eighteen starters. 1. Adelaide Crows It’s been a tough three years for the Crows, losing […]
A recent casestudy conducted in the bowels of Stones Corner, Brisbane – a suburb with a rich tapestry of suppressed aggression and immigrant tension – has bolstered the claim that Backyard Cricket is the No.1 non-formal activity within the country today. In an exhaustive study monitoring a range of human flavours over a 5 year […]
A small hamlet beach north of Ballina thriving from Southern Tourists is closed by inspectors after an early-morning swimmer sucked what was tested to be deprecation. An immediate cafe panic has closed the beach and its population while an upstream chlorinator is replaced. The Lord Mayor goes on the offensive saying “people shouldn’t complain so […]
A sailing event went horribly wrong in Sydney Harbor today for a secret group of high performers within the insurance industry. The gathering was designed to celebrate big bonuses garnered by individuals managing write-downs for significant NATURAL DISASTERS on behalf of Meta-Insurance. Setting sale from Rushcutters – observers commented on the hour long stocking of […]
OCEAN VIEWS ESTATE – “Get your piece of it” – was how the billboard read for residents and commuters traversing the feeder arterial-s of The Gold Coast. For Tasmanian Trevor and his wife Susan the experience was different – they needed out of the impoverished West Coast – and their nephew had sms-ed a photo […]
The band was down in Sydney receiving the Greenarces Gringo – that suburbs special award for contributions to the arts, when the horrifying news struck. Alan ‘the KROC’ LYON who was down in Greenarce to be inducted for a lifetime of achievement on the reeds, later said he commended Ken’s quick thinking. A member of […]
. . Winfrey in a lurid moment of buddy-relations in the ivory bubble was captured in what is thought to be -” a-wax-sucking-moment” as Weinstein with his thumb up her arse is believed to have mouthed the words – “the script is in the mail”. An un-identifiable source believes what we have here is the […]
New N.S.W’s Laws put into effect this week – have guaranteed mandated industrial rights to the states sex-workers. A move which has angered the NORTH-SHORE is seen by those in the game as liberation. The trafficking of women from impoverished villages in LAOS into prostitution networks in Sydney took a backward step today. The legislation […]