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Last Friday we went straight into the bowels of Bluesfest 2018 at Tyagarah Tea Tree Farm ready for LIFESTYLE. A ready-for-action refreshment area with all the reality of a bar had us seated ready to wind into a FULL PROGRAM. After a mixture of KRAFT BEERS i needed a long piss. After entering the toilet […]
Fresh from covering an absolutely unforgettable Gold Coast Commonwealth Games for North Korean State Television, Sports Hack Latcho Drom returns to Fizza HQ to update us on the 2018 AFL Pecking Order. Adelaide Crows – 9th on the ladder Adelaide can thank both the Aussie cricket scandal and the Gold Coast Games for diverting the […]
The Bruce Hwy in Queensland, Australia yet again witnesses a truck rollover – this time a forensic team have secured a quantum of pastry all over the wheel of the crumpled mover. It seems that a super station not 4klms from the scene has been overusing cheap cooking oil in producing a run of sausage […]
As the Grand Prix glitterati prepare to descend upon Albert Park for yet another weekend of lukewarm Mumm and exorbitantly priced plastic bags, spare a thought for a God fearing, failed Aussie entrepreneur, writes Gillon Edwards Staff Writer. Reg Peterson is a broken man, living close to the poverty line. A devout Christian of blended […]
Nestled squarely into the Newstead-end of Fortitude Valley – these 3 drinkers were ardent about their right to get-pissed during the day. As we approached the interview from the southern end of the street we saw – the larger of the 3 antagonists was confronting a rock-n-roll bottom-feeder. Apparently he had a foot up on […]
The TOOWONG GARDEN SHOW has pulled off another stunning victory. An assembled cadre of top judges have granted master status to a riveting entry in the Mt.Coo-tha precinct on the eve of historic attendance to the event. The ultimate prize was awarded despite a tied-up puppy in an adjacent property going spare and barking down […]
A national online petition will “kick-off” in coming days asking parents whose children are obese – “to reject the Australian roll-out of DIRTY BIRD”. The PANIC IS ON – Dirty Bird the brainchild of an Indian conglomerate specialises in delivering high cholesterole chicken to the masses using old oil and a frying technique which has […]
KP looks on as Brisbane begins to hate him. What’s behind the sentiment. What are the facts? When KP left Brisbane – he didn’t just head-off – he left a cesspool of hatred which ran deep. The reporter we call THE RODENT didn’t go far to find out how deep. Within the shadow of THE […]