Lowly paid workers internationally now out number cars on the road – a Suburb in THE HUNTER REGION boasts that 3 out of 4 people on the electoral roll – SWEEP FOR A LIVING. With that said – KEVIN from inner-Cessnock had HAD ENOUGH . . . “ON THE BROOM” – 04:16 ————————————————————— On […]
Blurt was new – it had taken 4 yrs and sucked all the fracking royalties from the Chinchilla community – but finally the grand opening would mark a turning point. A standin dignitary – Frank Lavine was preparing his welcoming speech. BLURT had been signed off by a rabid council who had heard one “child […]
. . at an inner-city ground in Australia today – brandishing a Mobile Eski. With a radio-wave controller the owner set about moving the piss from side-of-ground to a position nearer the gettaway vehicle. The key to this operation was not speed but a desire to drink with others after the game. As he rounded […]
A controversial new survey commissioned by The Suburban Fizza has found that 62% of Australians prefer the company of their smart phone to spending quality time with their partner. A wide variety of Aussies were polled in the new Fizza survey: from straight to LGBTQ identified; metropolitan to regionally based; school leavers to seniors; and […]
A syndicate which has mastered away to counter the ODDS offered by the Pokie machines which operate in malignant proportions across the Australian hospitality landscape – has been linked to this BUNKER in city Brisbane. Roy X representing the clandestine group, maintains the pokie-beating tactics are the direct result of hours spent on a competition […]
Found blue behind the wheel of his car – a man in Melbourne’s South East had a kilo of corn-chips stuffed into his mouth and gaffa tape wrapped from forehead to chin when found in a take-away parking lot 24 hours after being deceased. Authorities – scratching their heads that a day of hamburger – […]
Known to his friends as ” screw-driver” – Gary from Greensborough had worked 3 jobs – some tax-free in order to achieve his dream of a TESLA p100. He took delivery on a day when the sun was shining and his spirit was bold when he gave “THE FORKS” to 5 7/11’s as he glided […]
AND STEALING THE HOPES of further generations as household debt cripples economic prospects – as some householders, can’t in a medical way – stop rushing into BUY. The phenomena has authorities gagging as ” a desire to spend” is essential to a lubricated system but where is the money going as there is less-n-less to […]
This is the question bedeviling the community of Warunga as it identifies a Suburban population with an obesity problem which makes SMOKING an active past-time. High 70’s is the good-mail, as an average percentage of the postcode doing it FAT – while a dedicated group called “THE BELLY” gather muster to tackle things front-on. THE […]
is the question which has become number 1 for citizens of a precinct known as ” SLAVES-WAY-PROPER” in Melbourne’s EAST. A reputable survey found 61% of all registered voters in the GRID – suggested carbon monoxide is the first thing they think of in the morning before breakfast. Ribald Donmore – running for shire mayor […]