Category Archives: sport

Who in Australian Cricket needs to go?

When Bancroft “the patsy” sand-papered the ball he destroyed a 100 years of sporting pedigree but did he foresee¬†the individual human impact as he drove the evidence into his crutch-guard. The sordid mix of off-field sledging – on-field spite and hatred for the South African accent will result in erstwhile heros being consigned to an […]

Fizza Sports Essentials! AFL Round 5 Ladder Update

Fresh from covering an absolutely unforgettable Gold Coast Commonwealth Games for North Korean State Television, Sports Hack Latcho Drom returns to Fizza HQ to update us on the 2018 AFL Pecking Order. Adelaide Crows – 9th on the ladder Adelaide can thank both the Aussie cricket scandal and the Gold Coast Games for diverting the […]

Lights Go Out For Australian Christian Grand Prix

As the Grand Prix glitterati prepare to descend upon Albert Park for yet another weekend of lukewarm Mumm and exorbitantly priced plastic bags, spare a thought for a God fearing, failed Aussie entrepreneur, writes Gillon Edwards Staff Writer. Reg Peterson is a broken man, living close to the poverty line. A devout Christian of blended […]

Fizza Exclusive! AFL Season Preview and Form Guide

As the 2018 AFL season kicks off, expectations are high of record profits, record attendances, record broadcast ratings, and even a new recording of the club theme songs. Latcho Drom from the Fizza Sports Desk runs his ruler over the eighteen starters. 1. Adelaide Crows It’s been a tough three years for the Crows, losing […]

Salespeople missing in harbour

A sailing event went horribly wrong in Sydney Harbor today for a secret group of high performers within the insurance industry. The gathering was designed to celebrate big bonuses garnered by individuals managing write-downs for significant NATURAL DISASTERS on behalf of Meta-Insurance. Setting sale from Rushcutters – observers commented on the hour long stocking of […]

Ball Sackings Hang Too Low on Organisational Tree

Steve Smith is a latter day “Breaker” Morant, but it is the Coach and Executives who should face the firing squad, according to Fizza Sports Chief Latcho Drom from Cape Town On Sunday, the prospect of Fizza Management paying my airfare to Cape Town proved about as likely as Cricket Australia CEO James Sutherland uttering […]