is the question which has become number 1 for citizens of a precinct known as ” SLAVES-WAY-PROPER” in Melbourne’s EAST.
A reputable survey found 61% of all registered voters in the GRID – suggested carbon monoxide is the first thing they think of in the morning before breakfast. Ribald Donmore – running for shire mayor – said he can’t eat his fruit-loops without a SMOG-FIXATION – he appeared to be contorting throughout the interview and needed gas before continuing.
In response to Slave-way’s public hurting – Ali Seperano proprietor of The Kebab Palace has wrapped up a deal with a wholesaler. This will make the best detectors in stock a gift reality for family’s choking in their sleep.
Contrary to overall acceptance of the device roll-out – a recently passed council by-law has the combined totality of the detectors-going-off in contravention of noise abatement levels.
Police addressing a concerned citizens briefing apologised for recent mass fines issued across the grid – while a council spokesman suggested the extra revenue would help developers enter the area with renewed interest.
We sent our reporter along with this little beauty – from Amazon Australia https://goo.gl/nh3pJ5 – which went offfff everytime she entered THE KEBAB PALACE.